fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
should my penis look like a turkey
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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