my vag is so smooth its legendary
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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