I need help removing her.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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