Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
im six kinds of drunk right now
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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