You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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