I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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