It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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