Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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