Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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