the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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