fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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