Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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