I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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