What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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