We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
vagina is talking i cant
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I currently don't understand fingers.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Randomize
