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Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Just high enough for therapy.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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