Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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