i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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