Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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