Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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