in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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