the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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