That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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