Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Come see our sink grown plant.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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