is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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