Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I stole a fireplace last night.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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