Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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