So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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