The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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