I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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