Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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