and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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