from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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