We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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