Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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