she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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