another moral hangover. fuck.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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