Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Randomize
