we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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