I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
why does every cop we meet know your name?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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