I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
accomplished twins. life is a go
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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