How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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