All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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