Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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