We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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