GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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