ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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