Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
