I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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