IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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