It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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