As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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