let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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