Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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